lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Emeralds Found: 8303
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Magic Items Found: 5465 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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