lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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