lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Runes Activated: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dragons Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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