lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Buildings Constructed: 28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Magic Items Found: 7880

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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