lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Dragon Scales Harvested: 110 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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