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Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Items Found:	8229	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	200
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Animals Bred:	163
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2735	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dimension Hops:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

Assassin’s Diaper, Baldur’s Diaper, diaper, diaper adventures, diaper-themed games, diapered heroes, diapered protagonists, diapers, funny, Gaming, gaming characters, gaming franchises, gaming humor., humor, King, Minecraft, Parody, Resident Diaper, smp, Sonic The Diaper, Super Diaper Bros, Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	107928	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

adorable animals, Anime, Cute Characters, cute pets, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, gemstone, Jewelpet, Kingdom, love, magical adventures, magical creatures, magical jewels, Magical powers, Marriage, Minecraft, rabbit wife, retarded rabbit, ruby, Server, Talking Animals, whimsical anime, Wife

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Towns Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Crops Grown:	8315

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

Buddhism, compassion, Dharma, enlightenment, free, Impermanence, inner peace, Karma, learn, letting go, Liberation, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, spiritual growth, Suffering, Teachings, wisdom

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Votes:	8327	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us and free yourself from suffering by learning Buddhism while building epic creations in-game.

Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilarious and enlightening adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find inner peace while slaying zombies and building pixel art!

Block Party Minecraft Server

053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548, activities, BLOCK, Bonding, Chat, Community, Connections, Cum, discussions, Events, Friends, Fun, group, group activities, interests, Join, MEETUPS, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, Party, Server, sharing, Social

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Farms Harvested:	357	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further! Join our server and enter the wild world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat the chicken and claim the treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow. Who knows what other wacky wonders await you in the world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/Min3craft SMP/ – Creeper/Villager General

artbook, booru, comicbin, computer wife, CreeperVillager, Deltarune, extra content, fangamebin, font change, general, image collections, legends of localization, merch, min3craft, recommendbin, smp, spoilers, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, writebins

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	827054	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your computer wife by your side? Then join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to find love in the digital world!

Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and launch themselves into the sky like a firework. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have secret quests hidden throughout the map that will lead you to buried treasure and rare loot. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Imagine the chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your computer wife. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5