Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Runes Activated: 6
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3156
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Towns Built: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 392
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3196 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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