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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 659 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?