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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2899 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?