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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Animals Bred: 160 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Horror Stories Survived: 7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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