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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Endless Night Skies: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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