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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Gods Slained: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 218
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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