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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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