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Opinion-Free Kids’ Cafe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, child care, child nutrition, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeding children, in-laws, Kids, meal frequency, meal planning, Minecraft, OpinionFree, Opinions, parenting, Parenting styles, preschool nutrition, Server, sibling dynamics, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, traditional gender roles, traditional values

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in feeding your virtual kids small, frequent meals just like in real life! Join us if you want to escape the judgmental eyes of traditional players who only believe in 3 meals a day. Our server is a safe haven for stay-at-home dads who are tired of being criticized for their parenting choices.

Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	3942

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GayCraft: Secrets & Sass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we accept players of all orientations, even if they’re as confused as a creeper in a maze! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and maybe even find love in unexpected places, just like our player who thought he was gay but ended up questioning everything after a girl asked him out.

Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.

So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a top hat. Trust us, this server is where dreams come true (as long as your dreams involve exploding sheep and talking trees). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineTimeFunCraft

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, Fun, hobbies, hobbies for creativity, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-care, hobbies for socializing, hobbies for stress relief, hobbies for wellness, interests, leisure activities, MineTimeFunCraft, pastimes, Recreation, Relaxation

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	190
Dragon Eggs Found:	4784	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	743298
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	492
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	3819
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyExesGoneWild

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Oyster Reef Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	744	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Superchat Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1420	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2891
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Emeralds Found:	2231