Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

art, artistic expression, artwork, Computer, creativity, creativity at work, creeper, design, digital art, digital drawing, doodle, drawing, drawing on technology, faces, Graphic design, illustration, laptop, monitor, pen tablet, penises, PIXEL, Screen, Server, sketch, Technology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Potions Brewed:	181
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Items Found:	8104
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Void Armor Forged:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3727	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Potions Brewed:	71	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	9717	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	2054
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ores Mined:	3504	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5579
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	1767	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crops Grown:	2240
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	806	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	188
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺