hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Villages Defended: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Zombie Dances: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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