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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1029 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers and zombies, where you’ll need all the agility and speed of a ninja cat like Yoruichi to survive. And speaking of cats, did you know that Yoruichi’s shunpo ability was actually inspired by her love for playing with laser pointers? True story.
But the real question is, why does Yoruichi wear Pornhub colors? Well, rumor has it that she once got lost in the internet and stumbled upon the site, and was so impressed by their color scheme that she decided to incorporate it into her wardrobe. Who knew that a visit to a naughty website could inspire a fashion icon?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as bold and daring as Yoruichi herself, come join us! Just be prepared for plenty of surprises, just like Yoruichi’s ever-changing hairstyles.
