Pixel Parasite Patrol | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	970	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Animals Bred:	124	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	589810

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Votes:	5926	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3644	Buildings Constructed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	230	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Zombie Dances:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	156
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	New Chunks Explored:	637947
Star Shards Collected:	66	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Void Gems Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	648	Void Gems Collected:	31

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Zombie Dances:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

Players:	100/800	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	New Chunks Explored:	667966
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3