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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1553 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!