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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9527 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 970 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.