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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6855 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!
Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!
