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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2791 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
New Chunks Explored: | 402404 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1529 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
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