Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

    Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

    Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BedroomBanishmentCraft

    BedroomBanishmentCraft
    Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

    Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

    Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

    GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRedditFAQs

    CraftyRedditFAQs
    Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

    RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival
    lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

    we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ribbed Dome Craft

    Ribbed Dome Craft
    so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

    u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

    come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 169
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 27 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla
    Version Java 1.21
    Duration 4 months

    Overview:

    Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

    Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

    Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
    Is the server purely vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
    Are there any plans for world resets? No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
    How often are events held on the server? Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 962
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

    CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 156
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Butterfly Wings Server

    Butterfly Wings Server
    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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