Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers

  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Animals Bred: 109
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

    Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!
    Server Information
    Server Name: Vortex Skies
    Server IP: vortexskies.serverminer.com
    Modpack: SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
    Discord: Join our Discord

    Overview

    Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

    What We Offer:

    • 🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
    • 🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
    • ✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
    • 🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

    How to Join:

    1. Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
    2. Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
    3. Join the fun and start your adventure!

    FAQ

    Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

    A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

    Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

    A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

    Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

    A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

    Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

    A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

    Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

    A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 152 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

    Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Alien Abductions: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

    Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7754 Dragon Eggs Found: 6955
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BedroomBanishmentCraft

    BedroomBanishmentCraft
    Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

    Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

    Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8381 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8329
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

    GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRedditFAQs

    CraftyRedditFAQs
    Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 New Chunks Explored: 891584
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

    RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival
    lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

    we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ribbed Dome Craft

    Ribbed Dome Craft
    so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

    u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

    come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla
    Version Java 1.21
    Duration 4 months

    Overview:

    Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

    Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

    Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
    Is the server purely vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
    Are there any plans for world resets? No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
    How often are events held on the server? Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Players Killed by Monsters: 281
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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