Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Villages Defended: 18 Rune Stones Activated: 12
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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