Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

    GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 112 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRedditFAQs

    CraftyRedditFAQs
    Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mines Excavated: 3605
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

    RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival
    lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

    we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ribbed Dome Craft

    Ribbed Dome Craft
    so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

    u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

    come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Farms Harvested: 749 Dimension Hops: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla
    Version Java 1.21
    Duration 4 months

    Overview:

    Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

    Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

    Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
    Is the server purely vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
    Are there any plans for world resets? No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
    How often are events held on the server? Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 31

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

    CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6353 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Butterfly Wings Server

    Butterfly Wings Server
    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Zombie Dances: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 New Chunks Explored: 314093
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mall Whore Minecraft Server

    Mall Whore Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

    One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

    Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

    ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach
    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

    Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

    Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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