Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mines Excavated: 4855
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla
    Version Java 1.21
    Duration 4 months

    Overview:

    Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

    Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

    Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
    Is the server purely vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
    Are there any plans for world resets? No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
    How often are events held on the server? Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Magic Items Found: 1256

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 305341 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Towns Built: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

    CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Crops Grown: 3501

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Butterfly Wings Server

    Butterfly Wings Server
    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 7360
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ores Mined: 6928

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mall Whore Minecraft Server

    Mall Whore Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 157
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9179 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

    One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

    Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 132 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

    ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach
    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

    Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

    Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 291
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyLifeGoals

    CraftyLifeGoals
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Villages Defended: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

    NaziCraft: Remove the Memes
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

    Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

    i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

    so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 New Chunks Explored: 447915
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8476

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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