Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 13
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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