Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mines Excavated: 1671
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9103 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

    CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Butterfly Wings Server

    Butterfly Wings Server
    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Mall Whore Minecraft Server

    Mall Whore Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 New Chunks Explored: 267635

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

    One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

    Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

    ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach
    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

    Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

    Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyLifeGoals

    CraftyLifeGoals
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Towns Built: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

    NaziCraft: Remove the Memes
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Star Shards Collected: 207
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

    Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

    i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

    so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

    Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+
    Minecraft Server Overview
    New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
    No official launch, join anytime
    16+ age requirement
    Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

    Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

    A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

    A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

    Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

    A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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