PissPvP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Emeralds Found:	8651	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Animals Bred:	114
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

ai, Generated, HOLY, Language Model, list, long tail, Minecraft, mori, nlp, Shit, smp, tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

bad encounters, BLEW, Closure, CreeperAvoider, difficult people, emotional baggage, forgiveness, Healing Process, hindsight, House, lessons learned, letting go, life lessons, moving on, negative experiences, past mistakes, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, toxic relationships, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Items Found:	6741
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms depot, Attack, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, emergency response, explosion, Fire, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, northwestern Russia, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone strike, War, weapons

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

asylum seekers, CraftyWelcomeCulture, discrimination, Diversity, european union, extremism, far-right parties, germany, immigration, integration, migrants, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Political Climate, political parties, Refugees, Rise, Social Cohesion, social tensions, welcome culture, Xenophobia

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Holy Coconut

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, German, Lovely, Mini Games, multiplayer, New server, REST, role playing, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, world

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Raftel

1.21, Beta Registration, Build Reward, Competitive Ranking, Faction, Factions, Farmable, In-Game Grades, Individual PvP, minecraft server, October 18 2024, PvP, Raftel, Regular Events, server opening, Survival, TNT Disable, top faction, Unique, Website

PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	556431	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineReam Minecraft Server

actions, Adventures, atmosphere, Community, Decisions, dynamic, Events, Gaming, Herobrine, Minecraft, Mysticism, Pirate, Plot, role playing, Server, Survival, Universe, Weddings, Whitelist

MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8