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Eternity SMP

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Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	5520

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Astrify SMP

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	826241	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Star Shards Collected:	263
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5429

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Emeralds Found:	766	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4188
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4