PissedCraft2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	9361
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	2

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4451
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crops Grown:	8692	Astral Projections Made:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	242

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward experience, awkward memory, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward story, AwkwardIntimacy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, funny, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny story, INTIMATE, intimate memory, intimate moment, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1361
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, energy resources, Exports, foreign policy, global market, international relations, North America, Oil, OilOCanadaShipstoChina, political tensions, Ships, supply chain, Trade, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

Road & Creeper Life

Adventure, city life, cityscape, commuting, creeper, Exploration, Highways, Journey, Life, Lifestyle, Nomad, on the road, on the street, Pavement, Pedestrian, ROAD, Sidewalk, street life, travel, urban culture, urban living, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3046
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4805	Star Shards Collected:	295

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

VortexCraft – Swirling Fun for Gamers

crowd behavior, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd movement, crowds, densely packed groups, FESTIVAL, Fun, Gamers, Human Behavior, human gatherings, movement, Physicists, preventative strategies, research, researchers, study, Surprising, swirling, swirling patterns, traditional Spanish festival, vortex, vortex patterns, VortexCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, liek, u know how crowds can be, like, totally boring and stuff? well, not on our server, bro! we got crowds that suck u into a vortex, just like in dat sciencey stuff u learned in skool. u can be part of dis totally wild experience and surprise all da physicists out there. we even got researchers studying da movement of crowds at a traditional Spanish festival, cuz we’re all about dat cultural experience, ya know? u can form swirling vortex patterns with ur new online buddies and be part of something never before documented in human gatherings. it’s like, totally mind-blowing, man. so, join our server and be part of da craziest crowd experience ever. who needs preventative strategies when u got us, amirite?

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Crates, Customization, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, Fishing, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RAINBOW, Realms, Server, smp, Survival, Unity

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	784497	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	179
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional quests	Guided journey with optional quests
Jobs system	Earn in-game currency with rewarding jobs
Economy	Robust economy to fuel ambitions
Fishing rewards	Cast your line for unique fishing rewards
Rankups	Unlock perks with exciting rankups
Crates	Open crates for rare items and level up gameplay

Join us Today:

66.70.164.179:25566

Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 66.70.164.179:25566

Q: Is the server still in beta testing?

A: Yes, some features may not be fully set up until public release

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, anatomy, awkward, biology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Contraception, Curiosity, education, Exploration, genitalia, Intimacy, MysticCraft, Pleasure, questions, Realms, relationships, reproductive health, safe sex, sex, sexual intercourse, taboo

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Lol, bro, forget about sticking pee pees places! Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.

Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.

So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?

PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

MineHappyLand

Contentment, coping strategies, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner peace, joy, mental health, mindfulness, MineHappyLand, optimism, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positive mindset, resilience, self reflection, self-care, silver linings, strength, world sucks

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of the real world being a total snooze fest? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.

MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5

37.5 hours, Agreement, Economy, employment regulations, european union, Government, job market, labor laws, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, productivity, REFORMS, social policy, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

u know what else u should cut? ur time wastin on other minecraft servers when u could be joinin ours! we got spanish ministers workin for us, cuttin legal workin weeks and makin sure u have more time to play minecraft! come join us and u might even get a chance to meet a real life spanish minister in game! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on our server, maybe u’ll even become besties with a minister and get free diamond armor! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1