PissAndShitMC Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	230
Potions Brewed:	162	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

Funcraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Votes:	7598
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

funcraft.servegame.org

Turtle SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9677
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

mc.turtlesmp.net

CyberrMC Metwork

247server, Bungee, Combat, Discord, Discordmodeator, Dupe, Freeop, Giveways, Ifesteal, Lifestealdupe, Network, PvP, Pvpnetwork, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CyberrMC.com

McBluecross

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

108.170.61.38

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9963
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

mc.anarchiamc.pl

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

ThenzoSMP.be

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	9

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

178.63.110.91

ObsidianCraft Cloud

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Emeralds Found:	479
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

hub.obsidiancraft.com

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
New Chunks Explored:	350632	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

147.135.105.32:25593

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

play.mcraft-gse.com

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

play.aqualand.fun:2253

Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

battle, Consoleedition, Hunger Games, Hungergames, Legacyconsole, Minigame

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crops Grown:	9407	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Legacy Edition Mini Games

LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

For information on how to join, see this page.

Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

legacyminigames.net

Orion Realms

Creative, Economysurvival, Network, Skyblock, Survival, Townysurvival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Farms Harvested:	699	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

JOIN ORION REALMS!Based on a dedicated server Orion realms is an upcoming massive minecraft server network!

monthly bosses

plots, monthly

skyblock: custom skyblock islands, custom skills tree, custom tools, resource generators, spawners, and XP generation

Adventure server: large scripted adventure maps by popular authors that change every month, try once a day to beat the map for the massive prize at the end

plot survival, survive in a 512 x 512 plot

minigames: bedwars, eggwars, capture the wool, custom game modes, parkour, etc

skullduggery: 100% custom game mode where you get to play as a pirate or seafarer, join the navy or pirates guild, grow from a single rowboat to a massive frigate, trade, raid, and chater your destiny in a brand new fully designed minecraft adventure

JOIN US! we are looking to grow our playerbase while we roll out these servers!creative server and skyblock will be out soon, early members will get extra goodies at server start!https://discord.gg/bDAvQEMaZx

SERVER HAS REGULAR GIVEAWAYS OF REAL LIFE ITEMS!

play.orion-realms.com

HighOrder

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1698	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Server Informations: Looking for mod’z requirements: Promote the Server(get people) Follow the rules know commands Be helpful PvP ON WEBSITE HighOrder Mumble Chat – east3.voice.enjin.com60527 Main System: Dual Xeon E5645 Hex Core 48 GB RAM OCZ SSD’s 500 GB enterprise backup drives Full Gigabit uplink

188.165.94.48

DupeLifeReborn

LifeSteal

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

this server is a Lifesteal and dupe server Dupelifereborn.minefort.com ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss of all

DupelifeReborn.minefort.com