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KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	640	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Falling into the Void:	0

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

best minecraft pranks, eyestream, eystream, Eystreem, fooling my friends in minecraft, funny, hidden, how to prank in minecraft, level 1 to 100 ways to fool your friends in minecraft, Minecraft, minecraft bedrock edition, minecraft phone, minecraft pranks, prank, pranking my friends in minecraft, pranking players in minecraft, Roleplay, secret, Server, smart minecraft pranks, top 10 minecraft pranks, troll, tutorial

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5078
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Votes:	9090
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

1.21.3, bored, bored activities, bored and alone, bored and naked, bored at home, bored entertainment, bored games, bored meme, bored tiktok, Boredom, Nudify, nudify app, nudify challenge, nudify meme, nudify prank, nudify til i’m bored, nudify till i’m bored, nudify trend, nudify yourself

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	196	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2271
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4260	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Potions Brewed:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	149852
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	716
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Votes:	6353	Crops Grown:	5032
Dimension Hops:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5