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Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5297	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	142	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	7960
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	7379
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Towns Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	293	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8499	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7198
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	1083	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	2861
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	56
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Emeralds Found:	6532
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	133
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Votes:	7655
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

Players:	105/100	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9