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UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Buildings Constructed:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Animals Bred:	109	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	4227	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5330
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4721

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Votes:	2438	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Star Shards Collected:	242	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4013	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	675	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ores Mined:	1076
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4