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Spoil My Minecraft SMP with Manga Series

chibi, goofy, Hit, issue 14, Manga, manga art style, manga characters, manga climax, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga storyline, manga twists, Minecraft, mum, series, smp, Spoil, spoilers, stopped reading, umaru

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting spoiled is your fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that manga series you mentioned.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening. We’ve got secret underground bases, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who thinks he’s a knight in shining armor.

And don’t worry about missing out on any manga spoilers here – our players are too busy building giant statues of anime characters and reenacting their favorite scenes with pixel art. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make that time when the protagonist accidentally turned his mom into a chibi Umaru look like child’s play.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only thing getting spoiled is your appetite for adventure!

Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

UkraineCraft2020

administration, Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, transatlantic partnership, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2676
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

so, like, this server is totally epic, just like trump telling europe he’s got ukraine’s back, bro. we got crazy battles and wars happening all the time, just like in real life. join us and be part of the action, man. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. it’s like a real-life conspiracy, dude. so come on, join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Magic Items Found:	3958	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8128	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

True Crafters Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Authenticity, Bond, brotherhood, Community, Crafters, culture, family, genuine, Honor, Integrity, loyalty, niggas, Only, pride, real, Realm, Respect, solidarity, street, tradition, True, Trust, Unity

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. We got creepers droppin’ it low, skeletons breakin’ it down, and zombies tryna hit the dab.

If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.

We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!

So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	167
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	2858	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2551	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	2050	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Items Found:	5210	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	194
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mines Excavated:	1279	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2951	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Potions Brewed:	138	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	4437
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4409	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

Players:	106/400	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	8700
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92