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DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineFictionalMe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

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lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Liquid Cat Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Farms Harvested:	951	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Void Armor Forged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	1020	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Emeralds Found:	7829	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

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lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

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come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Secret Passages Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	907
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	3389	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30