Pirates of the Dead | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

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Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	9893	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dimension Hops:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Animals Bred:	88
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	150
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Buildings Constructed:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	230	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Emeralds Found:	9453	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anonymous report, anxious feelings, backyard construction, building permits, city inspector, close-knit neighborhood, community relations, Conflict Resolution, construction noise, deck construction, DeckedOutSnitchCraft, diy project, late night noise, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, nosy neighbor, Safety concerns, safety hazards, trust issues, wobbly deck

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38