Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 297 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Star Shards Collected: 77
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9087 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4305 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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