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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4191 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 277 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have unicorns roaming around, diamond blocks falling from the sky, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, that’s so basic).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to pirating games forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).