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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 9518 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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