Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	111

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	85

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VexRealms

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BraveNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars

Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3784

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minexyz.PL

Earth

The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ores Mined:	7562

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Rencorner Network

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

~~~~ RenCorner ~~~~

NOW 1.16!

We host a collection of the best minecraft servers all accessable from the central HUB on a bungee-cord network. We support our players staying active on the forums and we understand communication is key to keeping a minecraft server working its best. Our friendly staff plays by the same rules as everyone else and have no unfair advantages over regular users. The server is being constantly updated and we are always willing to take requests from our users and implement them into the system. ~~~~ Overview ~~~~

– PVE , PVP, Minigames, Skyblock and much more.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!