Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Emeralds Found:	6138

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	9269

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.