Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MegaMine Server

    MegaMine Server

    NO LAG! SUPER FAST!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ScavengerCraft

    ScavengerCraft
    ScavengerCraft

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • OPCraft

    OPCraft

    Join OP-Craft DROP PARTY EVERY DAY! Owner:GoldenBrand Join now

    Unban:$5 God Armour:$10 God Weapon:$3 God Tools:$3

    Donate to: [email protected]

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • THE GRID

    THE GRID

    We are a creative minecraft server with an emphasis on freedom. Build to your hearts content without the worry of griefers or server wipes. 99.9% uptime, no lag and no whitelist! Our friendly community of builders encourage maturity and mutual respect. Pass your initiation as a Builder rank and enjoy utter freedom when you become part of the Architect and Dreamer team!

    Check out our screenshots: http://is.gd/Y2Q91x

    Worlds: Spawn – Our servers go-to place to hang out; built by our own community. Trial – Prove your worth and show off your creativity in a PlotMe map! The Grid – Main world for Architects Outer Space – Space world for Architects Flatlands – Plot world for Architects The Earth: 1:1500 scale map of the Earth VS and WE Training: VoxelSniper and WorldEdit training ground for Dreamer ranked players

    Plugins: Essentials, Multiverse, PlotMe, WorldGuard, CoreProtect, SimpleBackup, McBans, NoCheatPlus, Dynmap, Shortify, Wireless Redstone, Travel Portals, Citizens, Chairs, Sponge Trampolines, Item Stay, Pick Boat, Mudders Milk, Custom Music, ThunderPlus and much more!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Magic Items Found: 7815
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MinecraftMalta

    MinecraftMalta

    ★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Titan

    Titan

    Welcome to Titan,

    This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

    Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

    What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 45

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Devil’s Minecraft

    Devil’s Minecraft

    Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

    Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

    Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

    Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

    Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

    Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

    Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Infinicraft

    Infinicraft

    Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

    Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • TekkLads MC

    TekkLads MC

    Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftINC

    CraftINC

    CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

    Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Nathans Simple Survival

    Nathans Simple Survival

    Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

    PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Phobos PVP

    Phobos PVP

    Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Escapecraft

    Escapecraft

    • Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • qubecraft

    qubecraft
    qubecraft

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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