Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • OmniCraft

    OmniCraft

    This is a Work in Progress server, so please do not get mad if the server is bad. If you have any problems, make sure to message an OP or the Owners to get it figured out!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Eh Aqui

    Eh Aqui

    Eh Aqui is a Brazilian minecraft server, with several servers with different types of modes.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • LoneCrew

    LoneCrew

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    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Mc-Emily (AKA E-Nation)

    Mc-Emily (AKA E-Nation)

    Mc-Emily:

    Fun for the WHOLE Family!!!!!!!! Survival, Creative (HUGE PLOTS!!!!), Kingdoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Great Staff!

    Server Owner: Zola_II Server Co-Owner: Emiface

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ApexFactions

    ApexFactions

    ======> ApexFactions <====== MCMMO MAGICSPELLS FACTIONS MOBARENA MEDIUM PVP ARENA WITH 4 SPAWNPOINTS ACTIVE STAFF 24/7 PLAY.MINECRAFTLY.COM

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Crops Grown: 3577

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Hyperion Parks

    Hyperion Parks

    Recreating theme parks to scale in minecraft. An innovative and exciting minecraft theme park server featuring Disneyland Paris and Explorer’s Kingdom.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Side Factions

    Side Factions

    New, popular Latvian server by YouTuber “TheGamersLv”. If anyone want to add in our community you can do it. Everyone are friendly, speak latvian, but if you have problems with language it’s not a problem for us. We are waiting you. Our website are created specialy for faction. Everyone is waited.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • McReallife.net

    McReallife.net

    McReallife is a Minecraft Reallife project that has been underway since 2015 and is constantly evolving!

    Our future factions: – Civilian, Reporter, Judiciary, Police, FBI, Boss, Mafia, Los Atztecas, Terror, Triads, Grove Street => more about this at http://McReallife-HP.de ========================================= Some of our highlights ========================================= – Own economic system which is constantly being improved – Variety of weapons, large selection of different professions – Craftable drugs that can be sold through interactions – Different factions & gambling systems – Sophisticated trading through our own VShop systems – Create, sell, rent, buy or rent city & housing regions

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Dream-Skycraft

    Dream-Skycraft

    Dream-Skycraft This is a pure Skyblock server. We have a friendly team and are available to answer any questions you may have. For further questions, visit our website: www.Dreamcraft-mc.de or visit us on our Teamspeak:176.57.128.3:3535 Plugins : Essentials ASkyblock McMMo MarriageMaster Serversigns MyPet Auctions and much more. We hope you’ll stop by ;D

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Dimension Seven

    Dimension Seven

    Welcome to Dimension Seven! We believe in fostering a fair, clean, and fun environment for our players. Dimension Seven is a multiverse server divided into four categories: Survival, PvP, Adventure, and Creative. Economies are shared across worlds. Use your survival skills to buy sweet gear and show off in the arena!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • InsanePrison

    InsanePrison

    A prison server that is very fun, I like it a lot. I think everyone should know how to play a prison server, they are so much fun! So why not give it a try? Its fun! You are basically in a jail and you mine and get money so you can get out of prison, thats why they call it a prison server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PistonMC

    PistonMC

    PistonMC offers the following servers: – Factions – Freebuild – Skyblock – Skywars – Prison – KitPVP – Minigames

    You can join our server via the following IP: MC.PISTONMC.COM You can join our website via the following link: http://www.pistonmc.com

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6852

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Sparta Factions

    Sparta Factions

    Factions/Survival server, Just out of development. Open Beta! We are not Currently looking for staff but you can apply on our forums and we will consider your application. Little lag, Well made, just out of development. All player accepted (except for hackers)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CamperCraft

    CamperCraft

    This is a brand new server still wet behind the ears! We are currently working on KitPvP and MobArena, but we hope to add the following game types soon! ~ KitPvP ~MobArena ~Skywars ~ CTF ~ AcidIslands (Sort of like skyblock.) ~ SuperWars ~ MiniGames ~ Survival ~ Factions

    Come check us out! WARNING: Server still brand new, no game types are finished yet!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftFilm

    CraftFilm

    Join CraftFilm server from Croatia! Join the CraftFilm server from Croatia! Play super fun games! Play super fun games!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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