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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4668 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
