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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 393 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
