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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1567 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
