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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1164 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
